Wömit Angel
Holy Goatse

Seriously? What kind of idiots call their band Wömit Angel? that is a stupid name, plain and simple. But question is if the one who wrote the press text isn’t even more so: ”Time for the second assault! Fetus raping force from the depths of satanic machinery is here! … Wömit Angel salutes such old values as Impaled Nazarene - Motörhead - Carpathian Forest. Music is straightforward crowbar-to-the-face sado-punk/black metal. Second album lays down even more punk/HC tunes. So sit back and listen to the soundtrack fit for Sodoma brought to you by UNHOLY AND HORNY Soul Torturing Crew!!!” Yeah, that sounds wonderful, who doesn’t want a bit of foetus raping?

The finnish trio offers a low budget black metal/punk sort of hybrid in a crazy high tempo with harsh vocals that sounds awful. The fact is that the production is horrible and it all sounds like a jumble of noice design to annoy your ears and your mind. It sounds really poor, fortunately it is quite short with only 25 minutes of playing time. The album has eight track which might just as well have been one considering that the album sounds more or less the same from start to finish only broken up by some spoken words about the joy of raping, killing and such things. Are they sure the band isn’t from India? Violence is something used by the lower standing beings on this planet and musically praising it is a sign of just that.

Yeah, this is one of those albums that you can safely ignore, it will offer you nothing. Unless you are a masochist who hates living and enjoys things that are dreadful. This is how Ebola would have sounded if it was music and not a virus. This is pubertal ridiculousness at its lower level, anyone who likes music should stay away from this kind of crap. There isn’t really anything worth salvaging from this boring piece of plastic, sure if you are one of the two who likes this kind of music you may want to lesson me on not understanding and whatever but I speak for the majority of people when I say that this sucks. You can listen to the video track and realise that I am correct.

The thing I tend to wonder with this kind of music is wether there really is anyone who likes it. I often believe that the band tries to make the worst crap that they can to see if there are still some people who are foolish enough to claim that it is good. It just isn’t good, but enough about that now, I can just say that if you have considered buying an album by a band called Wömit Angel: think again!

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